Interesting is a Euphemism. | Bruce Turkel

The power of euphemisms is something that most people don’t think about at all but we marketers obsess over.
I was in a board meeting and discussing new ideas when the guy at the head of the table commented on the concepts. He started with, “You know, it’s interesting…”

I think he said, “it’s interesting” without much preconceived intent, and no one else in the room seemed to notice, but my internal Lost in Space Robot sounded the alarm. “Danger, Will Robinson, danger!” Why? Because interesting is a euphemism.

“What do I think of your son’s portfolio from art school? Interesting.”

“Your wife has a flair for colors and wants us to make some changes to the Internet program we’re producing? Interesting.”

Interesting is a good way to say, “ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME??!!” when it’s not prudent to say exactly what’s on your mind.

Of course, interesting isn’t the only euphemism in the quiver.

“You wrote it by yourself? Wow, I never would have thought of that.”

“Now THAT’S a painting.”

“You know, you just don’t taste home-baked treats like these every day.”

No matter which ones you use, euphemisms can be a great way to avoid a difficult situation but they can become habit-forming. And when used indiscriminately, euphemisms can gum up copywriting and turn off potential consumers who can’t find relevant meaning in non-specific statements.

How do you police and purge euphemisms from your writing and speeches? I’m sure there are plenty of sophisticated technical solutions and grammatical processes, but for me the easiest way is to simply read my copy in my finest W.C. Fields’ voice. If the words sound duplicitous and smarmy, they probably need some editing. After all, the key to good writing is not in the writing but the rewriting.

“Interesting, my little chickadee, interesting.”

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